Leading Cause Of Death In The US.

theonion.com
http://www.theonion.com/video/report-leading-cause-of-death-in-us-is-god-needing,35522/

Apparently there is a new leading cause of death in the US. The Department of Health and Human Services have reported that the leading cause for all the deaths in the US is apparently because God is in need of another angel. This department has studied the reasons for many "random" deaths and has found the answer. Over 700,000 people died in the United States during 2013 because God simply needed another beautiful soul. This report is satirical because of the fact that they are indicating that the cause of about 700,000 deaths in the US is simply the fact that God needs another angel. This report is usually a saying that older individuals say to young children when a relative or somebody that they know passes away. This report shows how the news can easily say whatever they want whenever they want and the voices that speak up against them are usually not as strong to be heard. Since the "news" is telling the people the cause of all these deaths the people will believe it. It is funny because they are generalizing the cause of 700,000 deaths into one reason and that reason is just simply ridiculous.